Photography: Frog or Toad Thingy From The Garden

Every year, my lawn fills to the brim with these small toads. I usually run them over with my lawnmower and then spend half the day cleaning guts and grass out from underneath my mower. However this year I plan to put the thumbless bastards to work in my flower beds and garden keeping stand [...]

Dogs Will Bite You Up Front

Dogs will bite you up front whereas people will bite you in the back. — (Letter to the Editor, The Korea Times)

Farewell To Queens: The Death Of My Dog

Maya 1999 - 2008
I had originally written a post about the passing of my dog last Tuesday and posted it that night. I deleted it because it was a bit too sappy and too self-centered. Maya hated sappiness and she would have bitten my pant leg if my last thoughts of her were glib [...]